Monday, November 16, 2009

Adults only! ....What goes on behind the door...

Frans wrote:


16 Nov '09: I'm still waiting in my hotel room in Budapest and I've just been downstairs at reception asking if I can stay a little whilst longer because check out time is offically 11 o'clock and it is now already 11:30. Obviously my Ladies are going for a record here...


Now before you read any further let me give you a bit of a warning. what follows is strictly for Adults only and if you could be offended about what possibly can be found behind a men's toilet door in some of the Cafe's and Restaurant along the roads we have travelled I strongly advice you to skip the next part! ...but if you are anything like my three travelling companions you've just dug out your reading glasses out off the bottom of your handbag, polished the glasses for a better and unobstructed view and have put them on your face.....



We had stopped in Schiltag, the Lonely Planet's Black Forrest's Prettiest Town and we had wondered into this local Cafe for a spot of lunch. As we are now seasoned travellers we went to the bathroom before leaving the Cafe and there I came across this row of three urinals that had been nominated for each particular drinker:



Knowing this was a bit of a find that I just had to publish on our blog I proceeded to make a close up photo of each of the urinals so that the difference would be obvious:






Click on the picture to read the sign : 'For All Drinkers'
















Click on the picture to read the sign: 'For Beer Drinkers'



















Click on the picture to read the sign: 'For Wine Drinkers'










....I wonder why they keep it seperate......'Uuugh'....

My next Adults only blog entry was caused by a visit to a Men's toilet at a roadside Restaurant in Switzerland where we had stopped for coffee. I had wandered into the Men's toilet for the usual thing and had to look twice at what was hanging on the wall. Now I come from a country where all things erotic is just about allowed but even this made me blink a few times....perhaps I've spend too much time away from home?!

It took me a few seconds to realize that I was looking intently at a vending machine selling sex toys for the general pleasure of women... 'how considerate of the Swiss male' I thought.... I knew that this is one of those strange encounters that just had to be told about to my companions and our followers on 'The blog' so I proceeded to take a few pictures to the amusement of my fellow male toilet users who we're openly grinning at me. Little that they knew I took the pictures for 3 travelling companions, all female!











When I returned to my travelling companions who had gathered around a small table for a tea or coffee I recalled my discovery and offered to show my pictures. Up to now when I would offer my camera to any of them to show another fine picture I had taken they would obligingly look, screw their eyes for some sort of a focus and would standardly comment ...'Very nice, Frans' ...whilst their eyes would already wander around in search for the next shoe shop. This time, however, I had immediately their total attention and in a flurry of activity reading glasses were dug up from the bottom of handbags and where one couldn't find them quickly enough passed around from one to the other. Off course I had to 'zoom in' to make the different toys visible to the naked eye and each close up was throroughly examined, appropriate commented on ....'How disgusting' ....yeah right, you lot fool me....and brought into the proper perspective by turning the camera this way and then the other....



Click on the picture for a larger view....at your own peril......


The funniest thing still had to come though, after stopping at the next road side restaurant I had three pair of eyes waiting for me with that expecting look in their eyes.... 'Sorry Girls, no toys in this one'.....and you should have seen the look of utter dissapoinment on their faces....

1 comment:

  1. Where is the time that you could only buy condoms?! It seems that just a condom is not enough anymore...

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